I didn't do it either.

Somebody may or may not have taken Carver with them on errands today.

Carver may or may not have spotted a gigantic red lollipop shaped like a hand doing the rock on sign. You know, the rock on sign? The lollipop may or may not have been life size.

And then someone may or may not have given in to him and plucked the sucker off of the shelf and unwrapped it and let him eat the entire thing while she was running errands. And he ate it. He actually crunched it. Allegedly.

And then someone may or may not have been given a very stern talking too by Carver's mother when they got home.

And Carver may or may not have had the time of his life.

I knew I liked that kid.