In the middle of a movie in the middle of the movie theatre about a boy from Australia:
4: "Riley is such a typical Australian name. It's like the best name for an Australian."
On our way to the grocery store to do the weekly shopping:
Me: "Does anyone need anything else that isn't on the list?"
2: "I need razors and hairspray."
3: "I need a toothbrush."
4: "I need a box of brownies."
Driving down Baseline road past Circle K and QT:
4: (out of nowhere) "Gas prices went up because of scarcity of product."
Yes, I know her elbow is cut off in these pictures.
I would rather not talk about it, thank you.