3's Iphone Dump, With Commentary. (By Me)

 Oh 3.....Look at you taking secret pictures of 4 because you love her so much!

You love her so much!  Yes you do.  Yes you do.  Yes you do.  YES YOU DO.

 First of all, why do you and B look exactly alike?  That's seriously weird.

Second of all, thank you for bringing B's tongue to my attention.

You're right, it's gigantic.

 3. Your obsession with the goats is getting a little out of hand.

I don't think a goat photo session is a super prudent use of your time.

GO. PRACTICE. THE. PIANO.

 Number one, maimed-like photos are not allowed here.

Number two, holy crap A is cute.

Number three, we all know I could not live through two of him, so this is mean.  Very  mean.

 So when Dod and I go on a date and you are babysitting you stick him behind the TV?

So he can't get out?

Why didn't I know about this??????????

And does it work?

 No one should have this coloring.

It's so perfect it's kind of obscene.

3....always use your powers for good.

GOOD. ALWAYS.

 NOOOOOOOOOO!!

and

WAAAAAAAAA!!

 Um, yeah.

No.

 Seriously!

GO. PRACTICE. THE PIANO!

Um....I thought phones weren't allowed in school?

Why is your phone at school?

Why is it turned on?

Why are you so naughty?

Okay, I'm not good at pretending to be mad when I'm really not.

Just try your hardest to not get suspended for ex-laxing a teacher

and you will be good to go.

(Dear 2: Seriously? Suspended for ex-laxing a teacher?  What are you, a boy? GOSH.)

Dear 3:

You are about the best

thing that has ever happened

to the Planet.

Stay Awesome.

Always.

xo,

Mom