So This Happened.

Couple Things:

I am 44 years old and have never, ever done Black Friday, until last night.

I may never do it again.

3 and 4 were oddly helpful, even bringing me a stool to drag along and sit on.

When you are standing in Wal-Mart and you can't move because there are so many people and you are in a line that snakes around the store and you can't even turn around because it is so packed and someone walks up to you and rudely looks at you and says "Excuse me!" because they want YOU to move so THEY can be where you are (because they in their awesomeness are so much better than you?) and you don't move because a) you have nowhere to go and b) because that doesn't even make sense and then you are the bad guy?  Someone please explain.  Because that makes as much sense as answering your other line when you are already on the phone.  

It was honestly worth it because I scored a 40" HD flatscreen for 178.00.

But I may never do it again.