Blaze.

 Okay.

You have no idea how much I SERIOUSLY was never going to do this.

I mean, don't get me wrong.  Elf on the Shelf is genius.

I am totally in.

But all of the over-the-top Elf situations and

everyone spending hours and doing all kinds

of trying-way-too-hard with their Elf's?

And then putting it on Instagram so everyone will see how their Elf

is better than everyone else's Elf?  

Seriously.  Kill me now.

But I couldn't pass this up.

Taking my parenting skills to a whole new level, I have

let 3 be in charge of our elf, Blaze.

I woke up one morning to this.

Hilarious.

Dear 3,

Just when I think you couldn't

possibly get any better, you do.

I can't stand how much I love you.

It almost hurts.

xoxoxo,

Mom